I’ve stated earlier than that the best chronicle of English tradition is a Duke Nukem 3D stage, and that continues to be true. In a bleak nation stuffed with absurd occasions occurring at breakneck tempo, modder Dan Douglas is doing his finest to seize them in his stage, Duke Smoochem 3D. Barely a day after British prime minister Boris Johnson introduced his intent to resign, Douglas has already added it to his yet-unfinished stage. And sure, he is made it even sillier.
Boris Johnson will get caught on a zipwire, in Duke Nukem 3D pic.twitter.com/bDYRxs6HPf
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) July 8, 2022
Douglas right here is combining Johnson’s resignation speech with the time he received caught on a zipline as mayor of London in the course of the 2012 Olympics. The skip is simply wishful considering.
Earlier than Johnson’s announcement, he had already added the Sky Information ticker holding monitor of the various, many authorities resignations that ultimately compelled Johnson’s hand.
Sky Information’ authorities resignation counter, in Duke Nukem 3D pic.twitter.com/VljSrampRk
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) July 6, 2022
Individuals treating Boris Johnson as a wacky buffoon relatively than a calculating politician dedicated to gutting Britain for the sake of his wealthy buddies is a part of why he is managed to do such hurt, however I am cool with it right here. That is, in any case, a Duke Nukem 3D stage the place opposition chief Kier Starmer is within the Nice British Bake Off tent calling in an airstrike on an alpaca.
I stay impressed by not solely how a lot Douglas is cramming into what he calls “a UK leftist interactive shitpost” and the way rapidly he does it, however how good he is making it look. Do flick by means of the remainder of that Twitter thread for some spectacular design, texture work, and technical trickery.
I’m beginning to worry he would possibly by no means end and launch Duke Smoochem—not for our sake, for his. Will England cease being daft for lengthy sufficient for him to catch up and name it completed? Appears unlikely. Perhaps he ought to obtain a lifelong Arts Council grant, turn into an official chronicler. It will lastly be launched as-is upon his demise, and future generations shall come to know the ludicrous land as soon as generally known as Enger.